
(Daisy, too tired to get the towel off her head)
Who has a garage sale and moves in the same weekend? With a forecast guaranteeing rain?
I'm not going to point fingers (ahem, boyfriend) but I understand (kind of) why it happened that way. Considering the time of year, we are guaranteed rain any time. We had originally planned to have the garage sale the first weekend, then move the second weekend.
That didn't happen, naturally. Because of the rain, naturally.
Our weekend looked like this:
Thursday night - stayed up til 2 am finishing packing for moving and finishing stuff for the garage sale. The wind was INSANE that night, so we couldn't set everything up the night before, which lead to a 5 am wake-up call Friday morning.
Friday - up at 5 am, garage sale from 6 am to 3 pm. We had to quickly pack up the garage sale and get it in the garage because it was raining. CORRECTION: storming like it had never stormed before. We let the rain pass, took a 15 minute nap and then moved all the big items (bed, couch, fridge, washer, dryer) and just what we needed to get through the night. We stayed up 'til 11 trying to find things like sheets and towels.
Saturday - I don't even remember. Seriously. I know we woke up earlier than expected and MOVED stuff between thunderstorms and stayed up way later than we should have. Boyfriend played softball in the rain that night while I tried to find more things, like plates and cups.
Sunday - Woke up in time for church. Didn't go because we had to move MORE stuff. Boyfriend hurt his knee playing softball, which left me to load up 3 truck-fulls and 2 trailer loads of stuff from our basement. Basement meaning steps... up and down. Up and down. UP AND DOWN.
Monday - We finished cleaning the house, which thank goodness, the boyfriend had done almost all of while I was moving Sunday. Then started the new hizzy unpacking...
That's not even a weekend! That's over four days. Did I mention I started a new diet the Friday this weekend happened? More on the diet in another post, but funny story relating to it.
Friday when we finished the garage sale, neither of us had eaten all day. I'm only allowed lean meats and vegetables, which I didn't have NOR did I have any way to cook it if I had it. I was starving. The boyfriend hopped in the shower and asked me to order him a pizza. No big deal. Until I started thinking that I can't have pizza. I started to get angry.
Boyfriend exited shower and wearing boxers and a t-shirt, plops down in his chair. Cue doorbell ringing - the pizza was here. I look at the boyfriend and he says, "I can't get it, babe... I'm in my boxers."
I'm angrier.
I get his awesome-smelling-so-greasy-I-wanna-die-and-have-a-piece-of-that pizza and I go towards the kitchen. He stops me. He'd like to have the pizza, while sitting in his chair, right next to me, no-plate-k-thx-bye.
I'm really @&$#(()@*!(*@&$( angry.
He apologized, which was nice and luckily I was tired enough I just fell asleep for the 15 minutes it took him to eat. I didn't eat until almost 10 o'clock that night.
But I LOST 2.5 lbs between Friday and Saturday!!!
I felt it was a decent consolation prize for the pizza incident.

(God bless the iPhone and it's apps)